Protect yourself from potential scams
The following transcript is from a genuine conversation in Facebook Messenger between popular Creative Friends character & 'baddie g-nome' Gerome and a new 'friend' who had just asked to be friends about an hour previously.
As you can see the conversation moved to a third person halfway through. Please note although the details here prove this was pretty obvious this was a scam and the responses, ridiculous as they were, were accepted as being 'true', the format of the conversation was convincing.... until they asked for money!
Also, be aware that this scam was/is quite specific there are plenty more out there.. take a look at the following and have a giggle, but do take on board the audacity of these scammers.
Over to you Gerome ....
CONVERSATION WITH THE ‘’FRIEND’’
Hello
How are you doing today
I'm still a'huntn' for dat yoo ess bee. You any idea where it is?
Am doing good and blessed,did you read the message I sent to you about the money I won
Hey yous git sum money for me?
I thought you have heard about it because I got £100,000 cash from the (PCH) Publishers Clearing House who help the hearing, deaf, disable, retired and some facebook users.
Wowsers. Why in blazes would theys choose a cottn pickn bad dude likes a'me
I thought you should have heard about it too because I saw your name among the winner list when I was signing for the FedEx man, have you gotten yours?
Err Nope, You gonna transfer me da money. I'sa could do with some rights about now
Are you kidding or pretending,because I got some huge amount of money from them and I saw your name on their winners list I think you should contact the online claiming agent, do you know how to contact the agent?
Erm Nope Ah's sure neva' heard of a claimin' agent. You's gonna tell me tho right?
/m.me/agent***********365
Click on the link and message the agent the agent now and tell her that a friend of you tell you about this program,that am here to confirm if am still qualify to get the money
Hey, you try'n ta spam me? Dat link aint n'good. It only opens the messenger app. Wheres ma agent
Okay sorry you we have to message the old manager so that your winning money will be delivered to you
m.me/**********.790
Click on the link and message the agent the agent now and tell her that a friend of you tell you about this...
CONVERSATION WITH THE "AGENT’’
Hey. Is'a been told ta meesage ya 'bout sum money yous gots for me. Can I haves it now?
WELCOME MY NAME IS AGENT L********N'S AGENT IN CHARGE OF THE PCH, PUBLISHER CLEARING HOUSE WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME PLEASE…
Gerome G Nome
HOLD ON TO CHECK YOUR NAME
CONGRATULATION YOUR NAME IS ON THE WINNERS LIST,ARE YOU READY TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING MONEY IN ORDER TO GIVE YOU THE CLAIMING REQUIREMENTS?
Yup, Of's course. Ah sure needs dat money right now Yee Haw
TO CLAIM YOUR MONEY FROM US. YOU WILL NEED TO FILL THE DELIVERY FORM SO THAT WE CAN LOCATE YOUR DESTINATION WHEN BRINGING YOUR WINNING MONEY AND ALSO TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMING. ARE YOU READY TO FILL THE DELIVERY FORMS
Yup
FULL NAME- FULL ADDRESS- SEX- DATE OF BIRTH - MARITAL STATUS - EMAIL - OCCUPATION - TEXT NUMBER _ MONTHLY INCOME - DO YOU WANT CASH OR CHEQUE - FILL IT OUT ONE BY ONE NOW
{Remembers folks, donts be givin yer details to no-one you donts know}
Full Name - Gerome G Nome
Address, Ma Hideout, The big Rock, The Badlands
Sex - Shucks, Ifs yous insist
Date of birth 1 January 1910
email - thebaddestmaddestgnome@thebadlandshideout.com
Occupation - Gnome Outlaw
Text Number - WTF is a text number?!
YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Umm no phone at present
Monthly income - Whatseva I can steal
Cash, don' trust dose bankin folks!
Whens I gets ma money!
THANKS FOR GETTING BACK TO US WAIT WHILE WE FORWARD YOUR INFORMATION INTO OUR DATABASE FOR VERIFICATION,
WE HAVE VERIFY YOUR INFORMATION'S AND IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE QUALIFY TO RECEIVE THE FUND
{Really?????? I's just made all dat nonsensicality up}
HERE is YOUR DELIVERY INFO REF#: 990078567, BATCH #056490602 TICKET NO: FB8701/LPRC SERIAL NUMBER7755551111
WE NEED YOU TO SEND YOUR CURRENT PICTURE HERE SO IT CAN BE ATTACHED WITH YOUR WINNING DOCUMENT AS A CITIZEN FOR DELIVERY HOPE YOUR ADDRESS IS CORRECT
{I's sent ova sum random pictoor of sums random cowboy I'sa sourced off da interweb}
OK GOOD
AT THE SAME TIME I WANT YOU TO KEEP YOUR WINNING MONEY SECRET JUST TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMING OF YOUR WINNING MONEY AND JUST FOR SECURITY AND TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMING BY ANOTHER CITIZEN PURPOSES HOPE YOU CAN DO THAT?
Oh's dont you worry, Is'a wont be tellin a soul
FINALLY, WE DON'T COLLECT MONEY FROM ANYBODY FOR THIS PROGRAM, BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE MONEY IS NOT REFUNDABLE YOU NEED TO PAY THE THIRD PARTIES THAT SERVED AS DELIVERY AGENT (UPS AND FEDEX COMPANY) FOR DELIVERY AND TAXES CLEARANCE FEES, WHICH DEPEND ON THE AMOUNT YOU ARE GRANTED ,IF YOU ARE READY LET US KNOW
{Uh-Oh!......... Here's we go.................}
Ummm, OK what's do I do?
CONGRATULATION TO YOU ONCE AGAIN, YOUR MONEY HAS BEEN PROCESS AND IT WILL DELIVERED TO YOUR PROVIDED ADDRESS IN LESS THAN 3HOURS TIME. YOU ARE QUALIFY TO CLAIM THE SUM OF (£100,000.00) AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY THE SUM (£500) FOR TAX AND CLEARANCE FEE ON THIS AMOUNT YOU ARE GETTING TO THE DELIVERY OFFICER THAT WILL BE MAKING YOUR DELIVERY ,SO LET US KNOW IF YOU ARE READY TO MAKE THE PAYMENT NOW
{If’s you don’t smell a rat by now yous should gets your smell bone checked!}
Ummm, Yup
CAN YOU MAKE A BANK TRANSFER?
{Don’t’s ever Bank Transfer money unless yous knows who you is transferrin' to..
Your bank cant's undo the transfer back to you!}
Cant's you take its off ma winnin's?
NO MR
WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO OPEN UP THE PACKAGE
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN OPEN THE PACKAGE YOURSELF
Dagnabit, hows we gonna fix dis den? I aint gits no account
DO YOU HAVE A NEARBY STORE OR PHARMACY AROUND YOU
EITHER MORRISON OR TESCO OR CO-OP
Yup
YOU HAVE TO GO THERE AND PURCHASE ITUNES CARD OF 500£ THE CODE AT BACK OF THE CARDS WILL BE USE TO ACTIVATE YOUR WININGS AS A CITIZEN HOPE YOUR ADDRESS IS CORRECT BECAUSE THE DELIVERY TEAM ARE GETTING READY FOR YOUR MONEY TO BE DELIVERED
yup, its ma hideout, so's how i get dat itunes thingy
JUST MOVE TO TESCO OR MORRISON OR CO-OP AND PURCHASE A ITUNES CARD OF £500
What for, how zat gonna help short of give the store ma hard stoled cash
THE CODE AT THE BACK OF THE CARD WILL BE USED TO ACTIVATE YOUR WINNING MONEY PACKAGE AND IT ALSO SERVE AS A DELIVERY FEE TO THE FEDEX SERVICE
{This is the perfect scam. You gives dem dat code off dat voucher and BAM! Your moneys gone! They activate the code on some random fake account, and you are left with nuffin}
oh OK, so what I gotta do wit dat code den?
ONCE YOU PURCHASE THE CARD YOU HAVE TO SEND A PICTURE OF THE CARD SHOWING THE CODE
who's I gotta send dat to den?
YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO ME
{Told ya'll !!!!!!!!!!!}
Ah I see, I'll goes dere right now!
HOPE YOU SHOULD BE ON YOU WAY TO GET THE CARD NOW AND MAKE SURE YOU DONT DISCLOSE YOUR WINNING INFORMATION TO ANYONE AT THE STORE OR AROUND YOU TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIMING OF YOUR WINNING MONEY PACKAGE AS A CITIZEN TO A WRONG CITIZEN
24 Hours Later
GOOD MORNING DEAR WINNER!
HAVE YOU PURCHASE THE CARD
Dey won't let me buy £500, I's have tried several places, da most people will let me buy is £50, and dey tell me no-one ever asks for dat amount unless dey bein scammed [embellished story]
THAT IS WHAT THEY DO THINK BUT THIS IS REAL AND LEGIT
Okay, so I been to more places and no-one will sell me £500 card for itunes, and they wonts let me but multiples either [more embellished story]
Ok
JUST TO 3 DIFFERENT STORE AND PURCHASE THE CARD
YOU CAN PURCHASE £200 IN MORRISON AND £200 IN TESCO AND £100 IN ASDA
Are you sure I'sa gettn ma money tho, one of ma facebook friends has justa posted that they has the same message ands it was a scam
NO THIS IS REAL AND LEGIT
I CAN SHOW YOU THE PICTURE OF OUR PAST WINNERS WHO GOT THIS MONEY AS A CITIZEN
[[Random pictures of individuals holding ‘novelty cheques’ received, too low quality to know if they have been photoshopped]]
{Anyone who tries tries dis hard to gives you free money, MUST have an ulterior kinda motives huh}
Hmmm, afters what I'sa been told by dem storekeeps and ma friend sayin she bein scammed, ah's a little concerned. What appens if's ah gives you dat £500 a nd's you close dat facebook account and disappears wit ma money?
Am not here to play any game or to scam any body. I am a good Christian and believing in GOD. I swear with the holy Bible that once you make the payment your winning money will deliver to you cash without any delay Just follow the instruction and everything we're doing is been back up by the CIA and local police authority for security reason. Because many of our Agency has been acted on with impersonating for online scam artist. I have been in this work since 27* years ago and i have been honest and working hard to mark my good record. WE NEED YOUR RESPONSE IN OTHER TO DELIVER
*Facebook profile has only been active for less that 30 days
Your man came to da door today without ID askin for da Itunes code. Did you send him? [[another embellished statement]
NOT AT ALL
HAVE YOU PURCHASE THE CARDS
I'sa gett'n a bit suspishious now
ABOUT WHAT
Da guy you sent sed he was from Publish Clearin Houses an was here to collect ma fee [[again heavily embellished statement]]
WE DIDNT SEND ANYONE
IF YOU ARE READY TO CLAIM YOUR WINNINGS PURCHASE THE CARD
Hmmm maybes Ah should call law enforcement den, and tells them someone is gonna steal ma winnins huh?
I DONT THINK YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS
YOUR WINNINGS WILL BE CANCALLED SOON
What does cancalled mean, d'sat mean you gonna send dem on a jet n'get dem here faster WooHoo
At this point the ‘’scammer’’ has given up, he/she is gonna go look for an easier target
PLEASE don’t let it be you
Tips:
· IGNORE ALL messages from people you don’t actually know who start asking random questions, especially personal ones
· NEVER share personal details especially banking or financial with ANYONE online using Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp, Twitter, BB messenger, in fact ANY social media messaging platform
· If you don’t remember entering the Outer Jumbodian National Lottery, and you get a message saying you have won, but need to pay a $1000 dollar retainer to release the funds, it’s a scam… these lottery wins ALWAYS are.. If you don’t remember entering, it because you didn’t!
· REMEMBER: ALL law enforcement officials ANYWHERE in the world WILL NOT contact you via social media. This is the same for other public bodies such as councils. Similarly stock brokers, and ‘Crypto-currency’ dealers WON'T legitimately offer you the ‘deal of a lifetime’ in a social media message. Oh, and solicitors acting for Sudanese Prince’s don’t do business on Messenger either. (Not a flippant statement. I have been contacted by a person purporting to be acting for a member of Sudanese royalty requiring to find a safe Banking Partner to move his millions of dollars… yeah right!). Professional bodies will generally contact you by traditional methods, telephone, letter etc
· Anyone who tells you they have fallen in love with you and live in a foreign country, or have just retired from the North American Military, and want to come see you, but need you to transfer the air fare, because their money is in bonds and they cannot access it until they arrive here, then say that because their visa has expired they need you to transfer them more money to fast track their visa application faster……. You see where this is going
· NEVER EVER EVER Bank Transfer your money to ANYONE unless you know who they are, know where the money is going and are able to contact the person if anything goes wrong. Banks CANNOT REVERSE BANK TRANSFERS!! If you are unsure, ask a family member, trusted friend, or your bank. You CANNOT be too safe
· If someone asks you to Paypal them money ‘’friends and family’’ REMEMBER, although they may not be trying to scam you, IF anything goes wrong with the transaction, you then have NO buyers protection through Paypal… just keep that in mind.
There is an old saying
If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks like a duck; the chances are you are looking at a duck
Yes, OK, it is funny, especially when your under 10; but the fact is it’s absolutely true, if something doesn’t sound correct or looks strange, then trust your instinct that it’s not right
If in doubt, seek advice from family, trusted friends & neighbours, dependant on the circumstances, police, doctor, carer, banking professional, or your local Citizens Advice.
You are NEVER alone, reach out for help. Please take a moment to look at just a couple of options for help below;
Where can I go to get help or report something
Phone help
Police non emergency in the UK Call 101
Action Fraud 0300 123 2040
Citizens Advice England 0800 144 8848
Citizens Advice Wales 0800 702 2020
Citizens Advice Scotland 0800 028 1456
Citizens Advice Northern Ireland [check the website for your local centre]
Victim Support 0808 168 9111
Samaritans (24hrs) free 116 123
Age UK 0800 169 6565
Website for help
Action Fraud and Cyber Crime reporting
Citizens advice UK
Victim Support
Samaritans
Age UK
You can also get assistance from your local authority. Just do a web-search for their phone numbers and/or email addresses